I'm network-free... Thanks, Comcast! :/

Celebrating my 34th New Hampshire-versary today

Graduation day!!

My shoes are on vacation

Sherry: "Your shoes must be on vacation."

Me: "What?"

Sherry: "That's not where they live."

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I misspelled "retarted" - ha ha ha

Go ahead and search for "dilithium crystal spill" -- you won't find it in Google or Yahoo or Bing.

Do I smell a cover-up?

Macaroni and Cheese

Here's my very special recipe for macaroni and cheese. I keep mistyping macarone instead of macaroni. What's up with that?

Anyway, here's what you need:

• some cooked macaroni -- any leftover pasta will do
• a slice of American cheese, enough to cover your macaroni

And here are the so-called cooking instructions:

1. Put the pasta in a microwave-safe bowl. Plastic = fail.
2. Add the cheese on top.
3. Place the bowl in the microwave and press the "minute" button. I almost forgot to put "minute" in quotes and then you would have been looking for a really tiny button. But I digress.
4. Stir until the pasta is all cheesy. If the pasta isn't cheesy enough, use more cheese next time. Or less pasta. I really can't tell you how to live your life.

Enjoy!

Should I eat my lemon yogurt now or save it for tomorrow? Decisions, decisions.