Photo!

Self-portrait of an artiste!

Toria goes to college

Here is a picture of Toria at here desk in her college dorm room!

Off to the races!

Be sure to check out the e-stim cam on you-tube!

I've been caught cheating at the yellow car game

Right now, thousands of tourists are sitting in traffic, wondering why they didn't book that extra day and go home on Monday.

There are four bars at Horton Center. I'm not sure about cell service, though.

Power's out. How exciting! Anybody else?

Yesterday in the kitchen at work there was a teddy bear wearing a t.shirt... Today the bear is naked. What's up with that??

Most people have a cat that brings them a gift of a mouse now and then... We seem to have a spider who has caught us a very lovely fly!

Freud's Last Session at Peterboro Players is excellent!

Hey Nashua - come on down to the Elks and give blood!

I was trapped for a while under the EZ-up but decided not to spend the rest of my life there and made a run for it -- with three chairs and a hammer

I'm network-free... Thanks, Comcast! :/

Celebrating my 34th New Hampshire-versary today

Graduation day!!

My shoes are on vacation

Sherry: "Your shoes must be on vacation."

Me: "What?"

Sherry: "That's not where they live."

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I misspelled "retarted" - ha ha ha

Go ahead and search for "dilithium crystal spill" -- you won't find it in Google or Yahoo or Bing.

Do I smell a cover-up?

Macaroni and Cheese

Here's my very special recipe for macaroni and cheese. I keep mistyping macarone instead of macaroni. What's up with that?

Anyway, here's what you need:

• some cooked macaroni -- any leftover pasta will do
• a slice of American cheese, enough to cover your macaroni

And here are the so-called cooking instructions:

1. Put the pasta in a microwave-safe bowl. Plastic = fail.
2. Add the cheese on top.
3. Place the bowl in the microwave and press the "minute" button. I almost forgot to put "minute" in quotes and then you would have been looking for a really tiny button. But I digress.
4. Stir until the pasta is all cheesy. If the pasta isn't cheesy enough, use more cheese next time. Or less pasta. I really can't tell you how to live your life.

Enjoy!